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Anonymous

    Post-Script to this.

    I had new-year's eve chat with one of the friendly security guards in my building.  It seems the woman in the apartment next to ours informed him that we had granted her permission to use our parking space whenever she wanted it because we rarely use it – so a number of the vehicles turn out to have belonged to her visitors.  Our guard thought he was congratulating us on being good (if a bit stupid!) neighbours – he is now less than impressed with her for lying to him. 

    Actually, “less than impressed” is a major understatement.  I wouldn't care to be on the wrong side of him – he's a lovely, friendly and smiley chap, but he's rather large and I've seen him deal with kids who he caught in the wrong place at the wrong time…they moved on pretty promptly and haven't been seen in the precinct again Surprised