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Struggler,
Sorry to read the news, your advice will be sorely missed.
If you wake up from your undisturbed night’s sleep missing strata just a little, here are some things you could do to cheer yourself up:
1) When you pay your home insurance premium, send an extra 25% to some nearby strata managers’ retirement home.
2) Draw up some By-Laws for your wife and kids, then throw them (the By-Laws, not the wife and kids) in the bin, they ain’t even gonna read them.
3) Anonymously pay your profligate neighbour’s water usage bill.
4) When you renovate your bathroom, only re-tile the three interior walls, leave the old tiles on the boundary wall and floor as a reminder of your days in the gulag.
5) Skip your golf game, stay home and do your own WH&S inspection, asbestos report or 10-year plan, plenty to choose from.