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24/07/2013 at 10:14 am
#19070
I’m working on a design for smoking helmet. It’s all enclosed with bluetooth and wifi, head-up computer display on the visor, an alcohol tank with tube and a slot for potato chips and nuts (for those who like to Eat AND smoke).
It will be a bit expensive but it will soon pay for itself because no one gets your passive smoke – more nicotine and carcinogens for you, baby! I mean, have you seen the cost of cigarettes? Why would you let all those second-hand fumes go to someone else?
Maybe I could crowd-source the funding? Time for a smoko!