#24709

I started laughing as I read this and stopped when I realised I’m on the top floor and get up most nights for a loo stop (I drink a lot of water!) and am wondering if I’m bothering the quiet Asian family below me.  They’re so quiet and polite I suspect they’d never say anything to me if they could hear me.  It’s all well and good to ask a man to aim for the side of the bowl, but what about a woman?  I don’t really want to be contorting my body on the royal throne in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep just so I can try to aim for the ceramic and not the water!  So looking forward to the responses on this one!