Whale, I feel that is unfair and uncalled for and any derivation of the word used makes most parents feel ill in this day and age. I ask you to apologize and withdraw your suggestion.
I like kids. I have one. But I accept not everyone gets the warm and fuzzies at the sound of OPKs at play, especially if they’ve been tricked into something in the manner you are suggesting whereby they have lost their peace and quiet.