Look, Strata Cops sounds like the kind of madcap idea I might have proposed, albeit ironically and after the dangerous third glass of red at 2am (although it was BB who said I didn't like it – so I assumed it wasn't my idea).
The StrataCops couldn't possibly have the power to tell someone to relay their carpet and the real cops have the power to shut up the party-hearty 'dudes'. But I reckon the bigger problem is the selective enforcement of by-laws that we've discussed elsewhere and at great length. If ECs weren't allowed to just say 'this is an issue between two neighbours' and chuck problems (except their own) into the too-hard basket, everyone would soon learn they either had to behave or face consequences.